What?
What is Llama Font? It's a font made of llamas.
Use it to write out any message you'd like.
It's especially helpful in taking the edge off of bad news.
Need to send a harsh message to a loved one? Helvetica is cold. Say it in llama.
Need to make a confession? Times New Roman is just rude. Say it in llama.
Here are some examples:

See how much better that is?